Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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