How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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