Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
She needs sedatives and a leash
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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