He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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