Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
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