i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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