take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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