This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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