Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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