thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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