There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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