So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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