there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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