Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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