So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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