You're a womanizer and a bitch.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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