I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
What drink are we having for lunch?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Pants are for mortals
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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