how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
