real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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