Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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