we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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