were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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