it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Randomize
