So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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