he shaved USA in his pubs
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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