oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
We smell like vodka and hangover
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