if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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