What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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