I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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