oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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