Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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