a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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