Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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