We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize
