R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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