So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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