discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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