I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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