I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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