he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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