I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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