HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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