Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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