Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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