Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Is Oprah even human
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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