What a fucking waste of an outfit
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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