Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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