The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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