I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
It's never too late to be topless.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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