Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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