Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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