In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
So squirting runs in the family.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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