was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Randomize
