Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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